Monday, March 30, 2009


Quote of the day: "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Albert Einstein

Song of the day: "Dreaming" Yngwie Malmsteen.

Your Lovescope - This Week
It's OK to take a breather this week. In fact, take two, would you? Pack up the car with your lover and skip town, even if it's for the afternoon. This is a mental health emergency, and if anyone will understand, it's your sweetheart. It will be very rewarding mentally, physically, and emotionally. Fresh perspectives are sometimes all you need, and you need something - and fast. Spend some quiet time and just be.

Scorpio - Lovescope Weekly Horoscope

What's with the 'Miss Manners' kick that you're on? What happened to the rough and tumble 'I couldn't care less what anyone thinks' attitude that your lover is so enamored with? Well, your attitude is driving your lover crazy, and he or she wishes that the old you would please step forward. This phase will pass as quickly as it came. It's simply the star alignment playing tricks on you. Assure your partner of that before he or she thinks that you've been possessed!

Sue, the girls, and I are leaving about five am on the first. WooHoo!

Today was diabolically the longest fricken Monday in the world of counted Mondays. I kept having random fits of excitement. Like I would be sitting in class and then all the sudden stomp my feet in a fast and erratic manner. Or I would be walking down the hallway and let out a random ... EEeeEeeee.

My original post for today is large in comparison to the watered down version your about to get. But, feeding off of Jan's comments from yesterday, here goes. As we all know, Albert Einstein was a brilliant mathematician. I was fooling around with a theory that will forever lie unproven. That being the known fact about AE and he having dsylexia. OK. Having said that. What IF all the symbols that we know as Meu or Sigma et al were really numbers that somehow or another just didn't make it from the brain to hand translation? What if other mathmaticians just took it for granted that it meant somthing (like look at all the long complicated math equations you have to use to get the actual number that fits into the sign)? Anyone follow me? That all we know about numbers, math, and logic is actually wrong because the symbol for Standard Deviation was really suppose to be a 4. Wouldn't that just suck?

And that is all you get from me. I had a few great geniuses lined up in my head and a few great sci-fi writers lined up in my head and about the only thing I can manage to focus on is the fact that in about 40 hours I will in fact be getting some... some... some... FRESH.... Some Fresh... AIR!!!


you thought it was gonna be a reference to Doc in da bedroom, DIDN'T you... You old perverts!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

TWO more days

Quote of the day: "Not till we are lost, in other words not till we have lost the world, do we begin to find ourselves." Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Song of the day: "He's so fine." The Chiffons

Two Days. Monday and Tuesday and then we leave on Wed. I get to see Doc again. I miss him soooo much!1!!1 I just can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Three more days

Song of the day: "Freebird" Lynnard Skynnard.

Quote of the day: "It is a question of mind over matter, If you don't mind then it doesn't matter" Albert Einstein or Mark Twain, LOL, I can't remember who said it!! But I will Google it later.

It has rained and poured the better part of all fricken day here. While I was just outside feeding the horses, the sun peeped out and cast an eerie glow to everything. I got chills up and down my back and thought that this is what a pre-tornado looks like, this freakish green/yellow! But then, it is 7 something, the grass turned green and everything is busting into bloom, I would say it is more… almost dusk and a ray of hope reverberating off the green and clouds. HARD to say. No tornados, LOL, I got three days until vacation!!!!

Everyone in the house is walking on nails! There are things to pack, there are legs to shave, (Yes WOWIE gonna shave the legs and pits, maybe even wax the bikini line). Worse, there is laundry to do, house cleaning to do, dogs to wash, horses to sell… UUUUUGGGGHHHHHA.

OK. Really I got to do laundry and pack. Then pack the car. I can't pack the car until Tuesday night or at least after school and I have to remember to get Ice on the way home.

I slept last night, which was the first solid night's sleep I have gotten sense I left Doc in Tennessee back on the 21st. But I believe that my sleep was induced by the Xanax I broke down and took. I reckon it bothered me more than I thought it would, Molly's result that is. I was prepared for this but then when I heard it, read it, and then had to recite it to Brian… It sunk in. I was OK about it when I told Sue and Harry. I was OK when I put the blog up.

It was really when I told Brian that it hit me. I was cooking dinner (BLT's for the adults and Bacon and scrambled eggs for the rug runts) and talking to Brian. He was systolic about it. I reckon I expected him to react. I expected something other then what I got.

This is not a genetic improbability. Not from my family anyway. I firmly believe that this comes from her immunization shots and is a form of heavy metal poisoning from them. The only mental health disorders in my family are from Ginger and she gets it from her biological dad, who is not pissing in the family gene pool other then the three kids he had with Mary.

My grandmother (on my mother's side) did fight a bought of depression when my grandfather dropped dead suddenly and unexpectedly. Gram never remarried, never cried about it, and never had any social interactions to speak of after it. She spent months in a darkened room and wearing black in mourning. But then and again, you did mourn (in black) for a pre-determined amount of time, in her generation when things like this happened. But she was not psychotic or anything, just mourning. She did choose to not date again because she felt it was a violation of the love she held for my grandfather.

My mother on the other hand is insane. I love her, don't get me wrong, but the 70's did something to her and her resistance for life. DRUGS. LOL. OK so she is crazy but it is a drug and drink induced thing. If she is mental health then it is because of her addictive personality. OH WELL. None of these things are Autistic or in the family of.

My mother says that my father was bi-polar. But other members of my family that knew him say it is not true. I have never met my biological father so I don't know. And his parents have passed on. All efforts to reach his half brothers and sisters go to the wayside as no one is interested in this part of Roger's life.

And I did not point my finger at Brian and say, "she got it from you or your side of the family." But there is a possibility that she got some from his family as he (after researching Autism et al) does present some traits of Autism. Like being anal retentive! LOL. Anyway, I don't think there is any finger pointing to be made. It is what it is and it did not start until she had her shots at 18 months of age.

In other news, extreme skier Shane McConkey passed away yesterday in Italy. It appears he is a victim of a jump that went wrong and he was filming a movie when it happened. Shane paved the way for extreme sports. He was 39 and is survived by his wife Sherry and 3 year old daughter Ayla.

Last week we lost Natasha Richardson on March 18th 2009. She was also taken by a ski accident. She is survived by Liam Neeson and their two sons Micheal and Daniel. She was a beautiful contribution to the film world.

I mentioned these two (and I normally don't blog about the death of famous people) because they are (in their deaths) raising awareness of head injuries and what needs to be done to treat them or prevent them.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Manny's test results

Manny's test results came back today:
Asperger's disorder and ADD of the predominately inattentive type
IQ of 113 which they list as high average
Grade level for her achievement tests
Word reading 6.6 grade
Numerical Operations 6.8 grade
Spelling 8.5 grade
but her motor skills are equilvelant to a 7 year old
she scored 40 or 7% on being able to read or react to emotions.


4 days to go

I had a dream about Santa Clause last night and the north pole and about painting Santa's house brown and watching him fly off to deliver toys. WHAT?

NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen

Thursday, March 26, 2009

5 days to go

Song of the day: "Sunshine, on my shoulders." John Denver

Quote of the day: "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." Marshall McLuhan (1911-1980)

Five more days. OMG. THIS SUCKS. LOL. Anyway, I called the Dixie Stampeade and made dinner reservations for 5. You have to pay in advance. Ha. $197.60. Now, Lulu could have ate free BUT she wouldn't have a seat EXCEPT for someones lap and she wouldn't have a dish she would have to eat off of our plates. Considering she can (and will when the mood hits her) eat as much as an adult... LOL... I went ahead and paid the 21.95 for her plate. Kids were 21.95 and adults were 41.95, show, drinks, dinner, and tax included. Plus 3.50 per glass (one charge) for each adult to have a non-alcholic drink during the preshow. Here... let me pick up my head off of the floor because when I spent 200 bucks for dinner I think I passed out. Had a mini brain fart. Oh well.

SO, I called DollyWood. For the five of us (lulu is free) and the wheelchair rental it will cost 230 bucks. Adults 53.50, senior citizens 50.20, kids 4-11 42.35, and lucy locket is free. HA.

I don't think we will be doing much else! Talk about soaking you! Dolly Parton must be living high on a hog. MMMMhmmmmph.

Who wanted souviners? I will pick u up a pine cone or handful of dirt from the place we will be staying! LOL.

Mrs. L's Joke of the day: "A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' "

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Gone to bed, night!

in a squeeky voice - 6 days to go

Song of the day: "Sissy's Song" Alan Jackson - the link goes to the actual written lyrics.

Quote of the day: "Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble." Frank Tyger

I got a few things here.

One - I have been accused many times over of being heartless and distant and have the emotional tolerance of a stock broker. Whatever. At 7:14am, while driving into school with Molly, I was overcome by grief. Now, what I must step back and explain is that I was in a relatively good mood to the point that this song came on. I heard the first verse of the song and just felt that tickle. My back got tight, my shoulders tensed up. I drew my jaw in and furrowed my brows. A fight to stop tears that was useless. The somber mood has now passed and I got my kick ass - go getter - motivator attitude going on! I do have feeling that this song will haunt me for the rest of the day. However, it did make me think of our blogger TW and WOW and their recent losses. If I were to dedicate a song of the day, it would be this one to them.

Two - The infantile side of me ENJOYS the DC and the family radio show (used to be Steve and DC radio show). They have started up their "All or nothing" game. These go on FOREVER. You have to answer all questions correctly or you get nothing. THE prize for this is a 3 day and 2 night all expense paid trip to LA to the finale of American Idol. I don't care about the prize but the questions are fun. Please drop me the answers, lol, I might call it in!

Q1- What will the majority of the worlds population, nearly 80% never do or experience?
Wrong answers so far are flying, and ride in an airplane

Q2 - What is the most purchased item on a credit card?
wrong answers are gas and hotel rooms
my answer would be - buy groceries

Q3 - Almost 1/2 of all spouses say they don't know this about their mate?
Wrong answer is past relationships
my answer would be - middle name

Q4 - What do the majority of college students do immediately after graduation?
Wrong answers are go on vacation and go to work.
my answer would be either go to the beach or go to disney world

Q5 - According to the website box office mojo, who is the most beloved movie character?
Wrong answers are Mickey Mouse and Super Man.
my answer would be - Betty Boop

Mrs L's joke of the day:
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot momma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

one week - 7 days

Quote of the day: "The end of the human race will be that it wil eventually die of civilization" Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

Song of the day: "Werewolves of London" Warren Zevon

It has been so hard to get back into the swing of things after my great spring break with Doc and the tour of his bedroom... errmmm I mean town! I have had to work extra hard on staying focused!

Urm... what was I saying? Damn, I forgot. Oh, oh yea. I will get back on a more rational posting schedule when things settle down. Right now it is all about the good doctor, the kids, and this vacation.

The vacation is going to rock. Even if it rains the whole time and we are stuck in the cabin! It has too!!!!!

Oh... Doc bloggerss.... LOL... Just because I mentioned I came home to mini tornado season inside the house... PLEASE don't think that meant... I am like that.... and I hope you didn't laugh tooooooooo awful hard when you viewed the PB2. Just saying is all. Doc can tell you... I am a tad bit of the opposite. HONEST.

OK that is all, I got to get to bed. I am poooooooped!

Mrs L's joke of the day:

An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Monday, March 23, 2009

8 more long antagonizing days

Quote of the day: "The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it." Alan Saporta

Song of the day: "Happy Together" The Turtles

Oh Fermi... Look what I found by Doc's house

He asked me if I wanted to go in there and I told him no, I wanted to save my money for vacation. LOL. That looks like a "Go broke in a hurry" type of a store. That and I can't help myself when it comes to shoes. Thanks tho for the tip off about the store! Doc remembered and tortured me by going by it at least once a day. That and it is only about five miles from his house.

While in Nashville, I got to see some live entertainment:

and a really cool display outside of a saloon:

And then I came home to find this:
or in zoom

So, now I am back and I have a few conundrums to face. Like who to tell what and how to tell them.

The horses go to the sale on April 1st. I am sad in one way but I am also relieved to know they are going. And best... they are going while I will be on vacation. Harry is going to see to it. We stopped by and saw the guy that does the local horse auction. He is having a ride this weekend and is going to mention my saddlebred (Comanche the black and white one) to a few people. Prices are down and I won't get anywhere near what I have in them but we will see what happens.

Ok now, we have not had a Mrs L's joke of the day in a long time, so here we go!

Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet..'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back? '

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Play Over

Quote of the day: "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns (1886-1996)
Song of the day: "Your getting to be a bad habit with me" Bing Crosby

I am Wore out.
I guess all the good times and driving caught up with me today. I told Sue that I had a play over. She got tickled about it.

I took Sue and the kids shopping today and while in the store Mrs L called and said, "Where are you?"
me: "Walmart"
Mrs L "Yea I know but where?"
Thinking she was being funny and missing the yea I know that part, "In Swainsboro"
Mrs L "Duh! Where are u in the store, the girls saw your Jeep"
Me: "Ohhhh..."

...and a few minutes later there was a rush of screaming and kids running down the aisle to me. I knelt down and received 3 kids at once and was almost pummeled to the ground. It is a great feeling to be a good role model to the kids, she has 4. Then her kids and my kids all started to chat and run hog wild.

I got a hug from Mrs L and a grin from Mr L, he was talking about my "glow" and I denied vehemently that I did ANYTHING like that! I told them about something Doc and I spoke of that happens at the end of May (will share closer to that date unless he spills first) and Mrs L got a little mad.

It is good to be home if even only for a few days, 9 more to be exact.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

home again

Hi everyone, I just wanted to take a moment and let you know I made it home. I miss Doc already! Arn't I just silly! I can't wait until the cabins and the vacation. 10 days well 9 now! I get to see my Doc again. I fell head over heels in love with the man while I was at his house and I just can't wait to see him again.

I will blog all about the trip later, I am off to get my kidduns to bed and then turn in myself.

Friday, March 20, 2009

11 days to go

Song of the day: "Move Over" Janis Joplin (for Thalia)

Song of the day: "Maybe I'm Amazed" Paul McCartney and Wings

Quote of the day: "Fall is my favorite season in LA, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." David Letterman.

Blog of the day:

I am taking time to work on my homework while Doc is at work. I have only ignored the fact that I have it all week and been stuck up Doc's ass hanging out with Doc and getting to know him on a more personal level. This week has been deeply enlightening to me. I don't know if I can express in words just how I feel.

I do miss my children. I have been on the phone with them every day and more than once a day too! Silly mommy. In that manner I cannot wait to get home to see them and be with them. I also can't wait until April 1 (week) for them to meet Doc. I had sent Molly a text saying that I picked her and Lulu up t-shirts when we were in Nashville yesterday and she sent me a picture message of her all a grinning. I will have to post that up when I get a minute to send it from my phone to the email and then upload it from email. Pain in the butt that is, I wish I knew how to post from my cell phone! Anyway I text'd her back a picture of me and then a picture of Doc. She sent me a text, "Momma Doc is Cute!" Awwwww, flattery will get you everywhere hunnybunny!

Today in between doing Doc's laundry I need to write a term paper, an essay, two one page opinion's on subecjts I care nothing about, catch up on my weight lifting blog (I am not sure if we are suppose to do it this week or not), do my mileage for voc rehab, five post's and 6 chapters of terms; oh and catch up on my statistics certifies. And what am I doing?

Sittin my butt on the couch blogging. J

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Drive

Song of the day: "Me and Bobby McGee." Janis Joplin

Quote of the day: "We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance." Harrison Ford

This font is called Dotum. I was trying to find a font to express the drive I had. LOL. Ok, let's start with the obvious. It was 103 miles to get to the interstate. A long 103 miles, like it took almost two hours in the rain and fog and then this really cool thing happened at mile 128 on my odometer; a radio station other than country. I was like "WOW" Really? And then I realized I had entered the civilized world. When I got up near Atlanta I had to pee. This was more of an event then I expected. I stopped before I got on the bypass and although the gas stations said they were open 24 hours and were well lighted … no one was in fact open. I was about 40 miles north of Atlanta before I found an open gas station. And to make it better, it was a truck stop, and the bathroom was sparkling clean! I went ahead and filled up the gas tank while I was there. I booked and cooked the rest of the way to Nashville. As far as driving for 8 hours goes, it was a relatively nice drive. That was of course, until I got to Nashville. I went from being the ONLY car on the road to boxed in by thousands of cars driving 90 and weaving in and out of traffic. It was at that moment that Doc called me. He chose a perfect time to call. I was on the verge of tears! My hands were gripping the steering wheel with remarkable strength, knuckles white, and using profanity I have not used in ages. I begged him to guide me around the city interstate and of course he did. He had things he wanted to do at the house before I got here but I really think he heard the desperation in my voice. He was real calm about talking me through getting to his house and I got here safe and sound and in one piece.

The bad part of leaving in a few days is getting out of Nashville. No wait, the bad part of leaving in a few days is the actual art of Leaving. I am not sure I am ready to leave. I sure don't want to leave. I am enjoying Doc and this area so much I feel a pit of emptiness at the thought of leaving.

There is an UPSIDE to leaving though. LOL. I get to go on vacation again in oh, 13 days. That means the real countdown is on now. WooHoo 13 days. I can't wait.

He did finally get around to feeding me. Breakfast. He started to cook it and then gave me a forlorn look so I took over. *SIGH* so much for being on vacation. Now, I am not saying he can't cook or anything because what he had started was right and it was looking like it was cooking right he just wanted to be pampered I reckon. Oh well. Breakfast was great. I did have to fend off the bird a few times but I am kinda getting used to that!

OK I never got around to posting this yesterday, so 12 days to go!

We went into the big city of Nashville and went all tourists, camera and all. I bought the kids t-shirts and I bought Amanda some Power Puff comic books. Maybe not a comic book person's choice of books, but it is something to get her started and liking the art and mentality of a different world. OK so maybe I am warped.

I enjoyed downtown. We took a stroll and it was cold but I had Doc to keep me warm. We are back to the house now and fixing to BBQ, I am having a beer… ONE OF HIS… and shhhhh we won't tell him. He is off in the other room for a bit. He will never know!

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Safe and Sound

Song of the day: "Caravan" Van Morrison

Quote of the day: "Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand." Baruch Spinoza - Dutch Jewish Philosopher (1632-1677)

Doc and I decided to take advantage of my spring break. I have a potential blog on my tape recorder but it is out in the car and I am sitting my lazy butt on the couch with the lap top as I wait for him to get done preening himself.

I got in yesterday morning. I really don't look forward to leaving. I am very happy and very content and Pole Hill is very nice. I took some pictures and when I get around to getting to the car to get my adapter for the camera card, I will upload a view thru my eyes from Pole Hill.

I am so pleased I came up here. I can't explain the satisfaction and happiness that fills my heart being here. I did not come online to meet people (originally) I came online to be able to have a connection my my BFF Nypinta. Instead of having the worlds best friendship online with my best friend from High School, I found the blog world and some really great internet friends and that filled a really big void I didn't know I had. Then I met Doc and I was drawn to him. I don't know why. I am not going to pretend to understand the world of Karma et al. LOL. I am however pleased that I went with my gut instinct and not my fear of the unknown. I am glad I came online and I am even more pleased with the blog-a-verse.

I am off to convince DOC to get his butt ready to go, I am HUNGRY and I want to EAT and despite what he thinks, he is not going to starve fat girl any longer!

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Monday, March 16, 2009

in other news 15 days to go

The countdown is really kicking into OD now. 15 days to go before we leave on vacation! How about that? My Aunt Mary was up on Saturday and Sue had me pull up the cabin for Mary to see. Oh she was thrilled!

When is Easter this year? I am thinking the weekend after we get off of vacation. You know, it is a crying shame anymore. When I went to school we had either the week before or after Easter off. They can't do that anymore because it is a religous thing and all that. I think it is going to far to not allow for that week off. It is the way it has always been done and it is a foundaton of what this country was built on. Bullshit if you ask me.

I need to pack my over night bag. I need to take a long hot bath and shave my legs again just in case I missed anything, LOL, I need to take a nap - driving all night is going to bite donkeydick, I need to do a lot of things.

I have only managed to accomplish getting Manny off to school, her schedule written up for Sue and Harry, her clothes for the week set aside, and dug a duffle bag out to use. LOL. I am sitting my sorry butt here on the computer reading blogs that I might not get to read for a few days. Awwwwwwww. Not really commenting to much as my connection is going in and out due to the heavy rains. SIGH.

I am trying to find out what kind of superhero I am thanks to the Penguin Chick over on my blog roll. Pbbblllbth. I am having a difficult time due to my connection speed that has plumented because of the opressive rain we are having. Oh well I can't get it to go thru, maybe I will try later.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Taking Care of Business

In about 24 hours I will be heading out of town to take care of some business. No one wants to play and see where I am going or what I will be doing. *sigh* but no hints!
Song of the day: “Black Water” The Doobie Brothers
Quote of the day: “Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.” Harold Wilson (1916-1995)

I am not sure yet if I will be posting tomorrow or next week. Not to worry if I don’t! I am fine, fine, fine.
All I can say it that I am counting down the hours. Then minutes. I am so excited I don’t know if I will be able to sleep but I have to try, 8 hours is a long drive and I want to get there safe.

Oh and of course I woke up this morning with a pimple. Can you imagine at my age? I am telling you! Geeze!

Happy Blogging to everyone .


Saturday, March 14, 2009


On this new computer I have been using Norton internet security because that is what came with the computer. It expired. I decided to go with AVG as my protection because it is cheap... oh wait... FREE... and it picked up on 362 viruses, the trojan worm and a few other odd's and ends, including the one that attaches itself to the boot program. I am running aa clan up right now but I highly recomend that you do yourself a favor and download this file and clan up your computers. Anyone that has sent or received emails from me! I am not going to point fingers at who GAVE them to me because I don't know. I only open email from a few people, I use blogger and I use MSN for my news source. Oh well. I did download a bunch of music it must have come in on that. Anyway, I do scan my emails (with Norton) lol, but oh well. I am sorry if I infected you!


Friday, March 13, 2009

Something to saygh

Song of the day: "These Dreams." Heart

Quote of the day: "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" Herm Albright (1876-1944)

I was thinking about the thing that happens on Monday night for Tuesday and trying to figure out if I should really do this or not. I looked up into the sky and saw this. To me it looks like it says "Go" with a big fat underline under it. What do you think?

Yeas indeed, I got some soap box of sorts to get on and a floor to clean with. This is about Oprah and the crap she buoys' about. Like how she feeds on the emotions of the weak and encourages people to do mass violence or subject themselves to bad situtions. I think Oprah is evil. I think all these talk show host are. How many times can they cover the same topic only with a different twist. It is not healthy. It is not healthy for people to watch these shows everyday. I think they breed undereducated and simple minded people. I fyou like these shows that is great and good for you. My blogger friends that like these shows are sane. I think in general that Oprah is not good for the mental health of this nation. I would like to see her PHD in the topics that she covers and understands. I think all talk show hosts should have a PHD in pyschology. THAT is just me. But the big O in herself is breeding people to be simple and undiversified and live their lives like their lives are a soap opera and .... oh never mind. I am in the wrong screen to do this!

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Thursday, March 12, 2009


Ok, I am going to do a free write exercise to clear my brain. I did this over at Jan Maders the other day and it made for a refreshing day. What you do is pick a topic (in free write you don't have to stay on topic) and you write without inhibitions as to structure (sentence) or spelling, or grammar. Oh heck, isin't that what I do on most of my posts anyway? LOL. SO here is to a good day.

Here is a link to UTUBE for A political thing. Tasteless but funny if it don't work for you please email me and I will forward the video to you in win movie format.


The clouds were awesome this morning. The sky was a picturesque blue with streaks of pink and white clouds running ramped through it. My eyes would flick to the sky on our morning drive, my child was talking about something to do with dreaming she was in a cartoon and I could not focus on her all I could do was steal my glimpse of the sky every few miles. There is something great about volcanic skies they are so pretty. Pretty is a state of mind. I am fighting a battle I can't win this week. I am not sure how to feel about next week. In one way I feel like I am looking at impending doom and in another way I feel like I am looking at the best event of my life. I feel like there is trouble in paradise. I don't know it could be the silent treatment; it could be just me and my Darwinian ways. I don't know. I am getting to the point where I don't care and I won't go on Monday if this keeps up. I am human and therefore I need. I can't focus on anything. I can't focus on Doc, I can't focus on my kids, I can't focus on my studies, I am like existing in a brain dead state of discombobulating. I feel like I am awkward and cumbersome and just out of sorts and moving forward in slow motion that is trying to get into reverse. Then at the same moment going forward and not looking back. It is about giving up freedom, it is about gaining freedom, it is about love and trust and things I have never allowed myself to have. It is about disappointment and fleeing from the fact that my life may be engulfed by things beyond my control. I am fighting a battle of falling in (to a pile of it) and not getting hurt. Part of my fear is my inhibitions when it comes to trust and I trust less when I have been offered no reassurance and reassurance comes from the sun rising and the moon setting and not paying attention to forces that are out there to drawn me down and out and over and across and through the woods to grandmothers house we go a riding big white horses that are the means of which to get from point a to b and be the person I need to achieve.

Uth huh, u figures it out. LOL. I wrote this and was distracted a dozen times at least.

Song of the day: "Believe" Cher

Quote of the day: "Not
to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality." By Bertrand Russell

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


The full moon
The new hair do, back
Sunset the other day

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Best Costume at Mardi Gras For Michelle n CDM


Monday, March 09, 2009

I can't wait and 21 days to go... woohoo

Song of the day: "Cinderella" Chuck Wicks

Quote of the day: "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. " Hubert H. Humphrey, US politician (1911-1978)


I think I bombed this statistic's test. I tired to get the teacher to grade it but he was all wanting to be coy about how he had 100 test to grade and I'd have to wait until Wed like the rest of the class. Pbbblllbbbtth.

It has been a day and I am very pleased to announce that the bulk of it is OVER. LOL. Now, I just have to feed and bathe everyone and relax. I am drinking a cup of coffee and thinking about the up comming meeting with Doc. OMG OMG OMG. It is like... WOW. 21 days. Can you imagine? I am so excited. I have a big suprise to tell you guys next week but everyone will have to wait (unless of course Doc lets the cat out of the bag). Hee Hee. Any guesses? Not that I will tell you if your right or not. Doc might. Hee Hee.

What? Am I being rotten? Oh well, you all wouldn't like if I wasn't!

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Winnie's joke of the day

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's weiner off..

Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the weiner smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, " was only a bug, Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said ....

"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"


Divorece V Murder


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


Sunday, March 08, 2009

23 days to go


March 8 Capricorn Horoscope

Reach for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, dear Capricorn. It is closer than you think. Indeed, your dreams are completely within your reach, and there are huge forces at work helping you out to achieve your goals. You should find yourself in a quite favorable mood all day, and people will be more sensitive than usual to your emotions. Let your fantasies lead the way.

Song of the day: "Amanda" Boston

Quote of the day: "It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required." Sir Winstib Churchill

smart ass comments of the year from Mrs L

It is a toss up but i think Number 3 is my favorite

It was mealtime during an airline flight To Canada. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate in Arizona to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store in New York but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

The police officer in Montgomery got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.

An Alabama college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering when silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Can you relate? From Winnie

So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, not-attractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

i'm disenfected n I don't have fleas

Now it is time for a bath! LOL, I gave all 4 of the little shits a bath and I am soaked from head to toe! Grmuble grumble bitch bitch

Thursday, March 05, 2009

picture jokes for michelle, enjollie

Do you sit unnoticed on the sidelines while
others are picked up?

Try the latest scarf fashion and you too
will be the center of attention....

Why Rednecks like to go fishing....

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Neat O, 26 days to go

Quote of the day: "I feel like a tiny bird with a big song! " Jerry Van Amerongen, Ballard Street, 08-18-05

Song of the day: "Don't Worry, Be Happy" Bobby McFerrin

Mood - oh uth, HAPPY, duh

I am hungry. I am not going to eat though because I am not going to willing subject myself to another view of the porcelain thrown. I am however going to step out to my car in a few minutes and drink some water and have a smoke.

I came to school today despite feeling like this. I hope my American Government teacher gets this if this is a virus. He won't let people miss his class for any reason unless they have died. On Tuesday he got a taste of what this policy really can do. A young lady came to class that was having female issues and knowing that she was bleeding internally was afraid to miss his class. She did however tell him about her problem. He looked over at her part way through class and she was swooning and he told her to go. Bless her heart the poor thing almost passed out. He asigned someone to walk her out and he walked to his secratary and had her call an ambulance. He then came back to the class and told us the rest of the class was cancled but we could work in our groups. I am not sure what bothered me more, the fact that she came to school with a potential life threatening thing going on or the way the issue of the Ambulance was handled. I met with my group a few minutes and we left. I got halfway across the courtyard and realized that the ambulance had circled the campus twice... let me rephrase that ...TWICE... from when I exited the building to when I saw it the second time. I saw a maintance person and told him to get on his raido to the campus police (which he did and he did it in a hurry and told Chief where the girl was and what was) and have them catch the Ambulance and tell them where to go (and I told him where the young lady was) and then the department head of the social science building was seen out of the corner of my eye when I got a few feet away and he was yelling, where did the ambulance go? I mean, that department head SHOULD not have been out there tracking down the ambulance. SOMEONE should have stopped the ambulance and aske what are you looking for. I finished crossing the courtyard, and walked through a building, and got to my can and the Ambulance was stopped in the middle of the driveway two cars down from my Jeep. I was like... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. But at that moment campus police came roaring up the drive with their lights flashing and guided the Ambulance to it's destination. So you figure this out, girl hemmoraging in the social science office or at LEAST 20 minutes (we got dismissed at 1:05pm and I started my car at 1:34PM) so maybe longer, right? HOW LONG was the ambulance circuling the campus before I saw it? Would you want to be that girl? I am glad that the maintance person I stopped was quick minded and went by a protocal to get it done. Actually I am glad that I saw the ambulance twice and thought to stop the maintance man with the walkie talkie!

Now, it might be the coldes and meanest thing I have ever said in my life. I hope this is not food poisioning I have. I hope this is in fact the bug my kids and Sue had last week. I hope it is still active enought that when I go to class... it is suddenly contagious and Mr Carter has a lovely weekend. I also hope that GOD forgives me for being cruel.

I don't have nothing else to report. Well I do, I just don't want to take away from the Government class, I might just post twice today. LOL. The post don't really go with my mood or with my song or quote. SIGH.

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I got it and oh yea 27 days to go I think

I am sick, Yes indeedy I think I got what the girls and Sue had last week. UGH. I did take a minute to read my email and here is a joke from Mrs L to cheer everyone up!

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade> students. "Human beings > > are the only animals that stutter," she says. > > > A little girl raises her hand. "I had a> kitty-cat who stuttered."> > > The teacher, knowing how precious some of these> stories could become, asked the girl to describe the> incident. > > > "Well," she began, "I was in the back> yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door> got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over> the fence into our yard!" > > > "That must've been scary," said the> teacher. > > > "It sure was," said the little girl.> "My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss,> Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the> Rottweiler ate her!" > > > The teacher had to leave the room.

OK Maybe two of them

Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked.

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Monday, March 02, 2009

29 offical days

Without the picture, this would be hard to believe. Unbelievable! Read under the picture..."

"Pogo Moose Incident - Fairbanks , Alaska 'They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equip ment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground.He was a huge 60inch bull and slightly peeved!'"
Quote of the day: "Do not turn back when you are just at the goal." Publilius Syrus

Song of the day: "Anticipation" Carly Simon

Oh my goodness. It is hard to imagine the date is right around the corner. Sue is more excited then the girls. I guess she needs the vacation! She is all into menu's and I have to keep pulling up the pic's of the cabin for her!

We were visiting the L's yesterday for the B-day party of one of the girls. The movie "Space Buddies" was in for the kids and I looked all around the room, watching the kids, watching the adults, and I noticed that all the kids were doing anything but watch the movie and all the adults were on that movie like velcro.

I got some jokes of the day but I can't get to them right this second. Been crazy with exams (the difference of taking 5 classes) it is like if I am not taking a quiz, I am taking an exam, if I am not taking an exam then I am taking a midterm, if I amnot taking a midterm then I am posting in western civ, if I am not posting in WC I am looking for email for hunny, and if I didn't get email from hunny I am off to bed.

This connection with dishnetwork is crap.


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