Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Adult toy store

CAUTION over 18 years old and people not at work or home with small children, please visit this very sexy adult toy store at ....

toys for men and women alike.

Friday, September 09, 2005


I won $500 on a scratch off today and $40 on pick 3!

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Another interview

I have yet another interview at the prision today. I am flat out determined to get in there one way or the other (hopefully the employed way!) this interview is for a CO (corrections officer) job. blech. Can't blog about that job too much you can't talk about. grrrr.

Waitress gossip is fun. Why just the other day we were talking about vibrating butt plugs and dildo's. Those women are shamless. One of the older (like mid 40's) women admitted to owning 4 different "BOB" (battery operated boyfriend) equivelints. OH MY~!

NO! before you ask... I don't own one. I am afraid my daughter would find it and ask why the flash light don't work. or ... or... or... worse... catch me in the act!!!!!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Afflac (no not Afflack.. just a lame joke to share)

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds, by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish .. each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

Going to Jail... whut?

So... they passed this law in Georgia that your children can only miss five days of school and then the parent can be fined up to $1,000 or $270.oo for each day missed and put in jail for 30 days. Hmm. Molly is now up to two days missed. One for the dentist (2 hrs each way to get to the specialist.. no choice but to miss a day) and today because she is sick enough to be on Augmentum and Rhinotab.

I am very annoyed by this new law. I feel it should read a few different ways. One way for children whom are genuinly sick and need to miss school. One way for kids who either skip school or won't go (teenagers) and one way for the parents who either won't get up and enforce their children to get up and ready for school or just won't bother. I really think there should be a tripple standard here. Am I wrong? I think the school system is getting greedy and over paying their staff. They collect so damn much in school taxes from property owners in the county. This federal funding is bullshit. I don't think the federal gov't should fund the school system. More children are ending up harmed then helped by the gov't stepping in and saying if you want the federal funding for each student then they can only miss five days of school.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

WTF Spam on blogger?

OMFG spam on blogger, can it be so? Is there a way to report this abuse? wow. My drinking water is fine, my debt is under control, I have satellite tv but in georgia, My daughter steals all the cool handbags I buy, and I don't have a penis that needs to be enlarged... well... not one that alternative drugs would work on! *snicker snicker* Oh and my pets are healthy and the vet works with me on the price.

Thanks NYPINTA, Henry and Cali for you comments. Price dropped to 3.04 a gallon, we are getting gas every day (at our station, but the BP across the street has been bone dry for a week... however they are competing with our price... ie we post $3.04 a gallon and they make their sign say $2.98 a gallon, but they don't have gas, whatever, makes no sense to me) and Georgia has dropped the statewide fuel surgecharge and taxes for the month of september.

other news. We are still swimming everyday, but the pool temperature has finally dropped it is in the mid 80's. LOL. refreshing. Boo has an all over tan. Oh and we are getting a break in the weather. WOOOHOO. As for the weather it is not suppose to get above 89' for the next week. Yeah!

I started to see a 45 year old man. He seems nice... blah blah blah. But I have a few issues with this. a) the obvious, he is a bit older then me b)he is already talking about marriage and more kids (YIKES... i'm dating him not doing him) and c) he seems a tad bit possisive (we all know I hate possisive men!)

with gas prices work sucks. People can't afford to eat and put gas in their vehicles. I had one guy that normally eats a full meal and leaves about a five dollar tip, come in the other day. he spent so much at the pump, he ordered a BLT to go and appoligized profussly for not being able to give me a tip. What am i suppose to do? i told him not to worry about it and he kept promising to make it up to me. GRRRRR.

I think that is about all I have to bitch about today. Well there is more. Like I could go on about this damn disaster down here, but I just don't have the energy. I will however get around to it when I get time.

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