Saturday, February 28, 2009

31 offical days

Tweety Bird Turns
This Week

Quote of the day: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." Douglas Adams

Song of the day: "Heat of the Moment" Asia

I napped off and on all day. I just was chilly. I sat in the recliner at one point this afternoon and watched the rain fall. I sweat to all that is holy, I was watching the grass turn green before my eyes. What is the point of that? The grass turning gree that is... it is suppose to snow tomorrow. I don't see that happening. It was 65 today but they are saying it is going to rain all night and drop into the 30's tomorrow and get a mix of rain/sleet/ and snow. Yea. OK.

31 long days until I hit the hwy and go to Dollywood. Imaginate that one. Hunny you hear that? 31 days! WoooHoooo! And you know... not just hunny, anyone... YOU KNOW these are gonna either fly by OR drag.

Lets see, I have gotten a few things for the trip the last few weeks. Amongst the collection to go on vacation is New Socks for Sue, Me, and the Girls. :) Bubbles, coloring books, crayons, and Kites. Oh and a box of microwavable popcorn.
I still have to get in the hall closet and dig out the car DVD player and check it's operational value and dig out the spare DVD player for the cabin's TV. I need to sort through DVD's for the girls and decide what is going with us and what is staying home. I am not sure how much more Dora the (Exploder) Explorer I can take. I am also going to dig out Amanda's sleeping bag and look to see if I still have the matching one to it. I am sure it is going to be cold up there.
Let's see what else, oh Yea, I know, I just KNOW that the Tweety Picture is wrong in so many ways! BUT FUNNY.

Friday, February 27, 2009

I got my hair done

And I don't like it. She cut to much off. It better grow back some in the next couple of weeks.


Song of the day: "Jump" Van Halen

Quote of the day: "We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." Robert Wilensky

I don't really have anything to say today. I ran the girls into school this morning, came home and took a nap, ran back to town to see about getting my hair done, don't like it, got the girls, and came home. OooooOOooh exciting! Amanda gets her hair cut on Friday. I might take her somewhere else, that is how much I don't like this!

Oh wait, I know what I left out! I started to get that bug that the girls and Sue had last week. UGH! I felt horrible yesterday and last night and this morning was a little rough. I brought the girls to school in my PJ's and of course... LOL... Lawrd... I got a call from Sue asking me to stop at the store! Slippers and all. WOW. Yes I did it. I went to the post office and the florist and PUT gas in my car all in my jammies. To make it worse... while in the store I saw one of my teachers. He just looked at me and then grinned. See, we are women... that don't make us make-up hair done queens all da time. LOL.

32 more days.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I am Jenn And I am not smarter then a 4th grader!

OK 4th grade math problem. I have a potential answer of ten but the 4th graders are insisting the answer is 20 games or 4 rounds.

Five teams are competing in a tournament. Each team must
compete against each of the other teams once. How many
rounds of competition are needed.

What say yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw? I will post my work in the comment section after a few of you all offer me your two cents.

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I brought my camera this morning!

I know, I know, I am just so fuggin mean... But here is a pic of the dumbass that made the bomb threat!


And here is the bloom from last week, today all the flowers are dead!

And then some of today's sunrise, I love the rays of sun but I also LOVE the formation of the clouds!

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

OHHHHH I wish I had my Camera this Morning!

I turned down tiger trail and what to my wandering eyes should I see? A young man wearing a cardboard sign on the front and back declaring he was guilty and he got caught calling in a Bomb Threat to the high school. He was walking up and down the sidewalk that is next to the highway that EVERYONE comes in on. Two things occurred simultaneously when I saw him; 1- I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants, 2- I laughed so hard that my eyes teared and that made my mascara run and burn my eyes and I almost ran into a parked car. I just pulled over and rested my head on the steering wheel in gails of laughter. Molly was like... what? Needless to say, I just wish I had my damn camera. He could be the laughing stock of my blog! Lawrd havea murcey on muh soul.

Quote of the day: "Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due." Domitus Ulpian, Roman Jurist (100AD-228 AD)

Song of the day: "...And Justice for all" Metallica

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Philly Got a Blog

My favorite person at East Georgia went and made her OWN BLOG but she hasn't posted yet! Please keep checking her and when She does get aroung and post, please help me in welcoming Philly!

TY GF! Wuvs Ya!!!!!


Fed Tax on Cigarettes

Quote of the day: "Liberty is worth paying for." Jules Verne (1828-1905)

Song of the day: "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann

Much to my detest, I plan on quitting smoking in the near future. Very near future. Not for Doc or for my kids (and they should be the main reason) but because it is going to become economically unfeasable. On April 1, 2009, The Federal Government is imposing a $6.09 cent tax (in addition to the current taxes) per carton of cigarettes. Local and state government will follow suit. Well, look, cigarettes are expensive enough now, I can't afford to pay 12 bucks more a carton. So, if I am bitchy and edgy and testy, deal with it. I am going to be breaking a 20 year addiction! That is like taking chocolate away from Harry. LOL.

I am wearing my double white saphire ring today. I will try to take a picture of it and post at some point. It is pretty and White Saphire is pretty rare. 30 x's more rare then Diamonds. I am also wearing my big fat diamond dinner ring. I didn't want to wear the Diamond but someone asked me to wear it today so they could see it. I hope I don't loose a damn finger over it. It is a gross pervision of White Gold and diamond on a Bagget band. I am not into Diamonds. I think they are showy and over priced. But they are durable and practical for every day wear.

What else? Oh yea, I am wearing a pair of pants today that were tight on me last month. Woohoo! Isin't this weight training class great?

If you want me to email you the pictures I got in my email today of Men in Thongs, please leave me a message in the comments and if I don't have your email addy, email me your addy and I will forward you the pic's of men in Thongs, it is well worth the laugh but because I have mixted ppl that read my blog, I don't want to issue anyone a sudden onset of heart failure (Doc, Renie, LL) :)

Got to run class is almost over and Java wants me to reboot.

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Product Review

Song of the day: "I want a new drug" Huey Lewis and The News

Quote of the day: "Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly." James Rippe, MD

Look e here. I took some green tea pills today. Try it. It is good for you and it gives you energy. I have spent the day cleaning. Yeppers. I wanted to get it done but with everyone being so sick; I have been up late, getting up early, et al. So today, I ran to the store to get some essenctials like... tissues, TOLIT FRICKEN PAPER (for the crapper queens and kings of the house - thanks to this bug) and I was listening to the radio and they were talking about the benifits of Green Tea and that you can get enought antioxidents in one pill for an entire day. So, I ask the pharmacy where this magical pill is. He said, "With the diet pills" Oh OK. And it does say on there that it is a fat burner.

So, when we got home I was feeling... tired. I popped two of these "magic, energy, fat burning pills, that give you antioxidents"... I cleaned the batheroom from ceiling to floor, cleaned the kitchen from ceiling to floor, cleaned the dog boxes, and did 5 loads of wash in four hours. I never felt this ... surplus of energy but I did feel very alert and focused. I just took another one. :)

Baby - I think I will take a bottle of these on vacation... Hee Hee hee...

Ok that is it, this other pill is starting to kick in and I still have three rooms downstairs I can traumatize! WoooHooo.... thank god for high's you can buy at the store!

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Clean your Screen

Hey ya'all I know you all clean your screen's on the outside on a regular basis, your all smart and happening people. I will give you this Gift to clean out the inside of your monitor. It is a very important essecential and something that should be done a a regular basis! Keeep upo the great maintance.

I have to wake up before I make a stellar post of the day, 38 days to go, Rock On.

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

39 days to go... Hee Heee

Quote of the day: "What the philosopher is seeking is not truth, but rather the metamorphosis of the world into man. " Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

Song of the day: "Just my imagination (running away with me)" The Temptations

Look, I want to make an announcment. Everyone listening? I am no longer able to take naps. I blame Doc for this.

In other news... is there any other news? 39 days until the big V day! You can translate the V however you want to. Yes indeedy. It works many different ways.

Molly has started another round of this bug last night and Lulu has started another round of this bug this afternoon. SIGH. I didn't eat for three days because of pure fear of getting it but then yesterday I had a bowl of cereal. This evening I had a bowl of cereal. I am just scared! Awww... call me a chicken shit, I don't care... BracK Brack... But I tell you what... that bowl of frosted mini wheats tasted like steak! Yes indeedy! But I am still nervous about eating. LOL. Let us see what tomorrow brings.

I got a 93 on my western Civ midterm! WoooHooo. Reported grades are 3 C's and two A's. Sigh. One of the C's shouldn't count because of political incorrectness but I won't go there. On of the c's was close to a B and one of the C's was dead on at 75. OH well. I got some time to bring it up. But I have been a little distracted. Hee Hee.

I gots to go, I have an email to write! Hee Hee. Payback, double down? Eth?

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internet virus - BEWARE

This virus is making the internet circut, please read and be CAREFUL

Telling your kids how they were born is not that hard A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this .....

"You got Male!"


Friday, February 20, 2009

OHHHHHH 5 more weeks to go



As of yesterday there are five more weeks until my vacation and when Doc and I meet face to face.... oooh OohhhOoohoooo


it is all ms wow's fault

I learned a lesson today in talking on the cell phone, parking my car, and going into the store while talking on the cell phone. When you get done shopping, you don't know where in the hell you parked! So, I looked like an idiot for about ten minutes looking for my Jeep. Sigh. Yes sir, it is white, it is an 03 liberty, and it has the Clay two tone. Needless to say, it was in the last row I looked. Ya THINK?

Song of the day: Ok, I don't know the name or who does it but here are they lyrics, "I'm being followed by a moon shadow, moon shadow." America? Cat Stevens?

Quote of the day: "Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." Sir Arthur Eddington

Knock on wood I did not get sick yet. But I did have a case of where the fuck is my car thanks to WOW. Woman!

Joke of the day: From Mcabee "KENTUCKY:Five million people,Fifteen last names."

Thursday, February 19, 2009

All Hail to the porcelin god

Song of the day : "(Sitting on) the dock of they bay" Otis Redding

Quote of the day: "Life is an unbroken succession of false situations." Thornton Wilder

...Yep you guessed it. I just woke up to an all familar sound. I ran to make sure Molly was OK and it was Sue! Bless her heart.

My mood is not much better. Instead of being up with Lulu or Molly I am now up with Sue. I just drank some pink stuff. This fricken sucks. I have not yet vomited (or had the other end problems) but I think it is impending doom. I got the lysol out and Harry went through the house like a mad man. We are the only two left untainted. OK... the only two not free flowing.

Let us pick this up a little bit with a Joke from Winnie, remember ... you forward me emails and I will blog them but I won't spam them in email... got it... good.


Oh Come On, YOU KNOW you laughed!

They are called Lima Beans

Todays Joke is brought to us by "Winnie" One of Sue's daughters. She was my fav or Sue's girls growing up and I gave her that nickname. Winnie is happily married but she sends us the following man jokes.

I think this candy bar is the one my American Government teacher feeds on. Oh wait, he said he is diabetic... hmmm. Well whatever, it still works.
Then there is this if you like. For all the man's men like LL and CDM. :) Wuv you both, honest... really... I do...

…Not Butter Beans

Word of the day: "aesthetic - Characterized by a heightened sensitivity to beauty" From the Free Dictionary

Song of the day: "Centerfold" J. Geils Band

Quote of the day: "The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does." Hugh Macleod

Sorry for my absence. I am run down! The kids are both sick (well feeling better today) with that bug going around causing vomit and diarrhea. I feel bad for Lulu because she just came off of the antibiotic. I was up half the last few nights with her and then got up (after three full hours of sleep) this morning to Molly vomiting. I emailed my instructors last night to let them know the girls were ill (just in case I had to miss today) but Sue and Harry agreed to keep the girls so I could go and take my mid-terms. The American Government teacher wanted to be a dick about the exam, all I asked was for him to let me take it early but that was beyond his conception of benevolence. To make that worse, the Western Civilization class is an online class but we have to see the instructor for proctored exams, GUESS WHO proctored her exam… yeppers… captain 4* word. And… if that was not bad enough… he sat there and grunted through my exam. It was very distracting. I'd be writing something down and he'd start his disgruntled snorting. So, payback was when I was taking his exam at the scheduled time in class; I would randomly start laughing (almost out loud) and his poor wording and typographical errors. That is where I have been all week. He keeps saying in class that he firmly believes that "GOD has a special place in Hell for bad instructor." I reckon he assumes he is on that list. I hope he reads this because I really do not think it is too much to ask to take an exam early ESP if the SOB is proctoring a damn EXAM that I am already there taking.

Enough said.

It has just been a great week all together. I have got my feelings hurt by someone I care an awful lot about. Ok, my feelings are not hurt but I am highly insulted. That might not be it either. I am disappointed in a choice of words used and I think I am living in a self absorbed fantasy world because of them. I need to figure out how to express my thoughts on this.

I am feeling sick to my tummy. I have either had too much coffee (nah never) or I am getting this bug the girls got. Either way I feel like I might blow chunks at any given second but I will leave out further details on that. I did however just get up from a nap.

I have a western civ paper to type up and post. I just have no energy. And you say... But Jenn look at this work of ... Yea but I had "THIS" in cue on the computer and jsut added the writing details. I have been working on this for about five minutes so... no it is not taking away from my studies, just warming my fingers up for typing of this paper. It is three pages hand written, I need to type it up and shorten it. We will cee.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

If you can’t find it, grind it

Song of the Day: "Sugar Mountain" Neil Young

Quote of the Day: "Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing" Randy K Milholland

Word of the day: "misogynistic" Look it up. I read it today in text and I had to look it up. The worse thing about that was once I looked it up, LOL, I re-read the quote and it made no sense, therefore you got the quote I posted.

Joke of the day: From Realtime via Text message on Cell:

"No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money"

I have driven a standard for the better side of 20 years. Yes indeedy, I am one of the world morons that get in an automatic vehicle and can't drive. Well, OK, I can drive; I just look like an idiot when I reach for a clutch that is not there. Thus, I own a stick. So, while in town this morning, not an up shift opportunity went by that I didn't grind the gears. Why? Because I had a muscle cramp in my left leg and couldn't depress the clutch, that's why. LOL. I just looked (and sounded) like a typical woman driver!

Busy here getting ready for mid-terms. Sigh. Crock of shit that is. Two down and three exams left to go. *SIGH*

I didn't work out today. I had studying to do. So, I did terms as I talked on my cell with Hunny. So, I read blogger as I outlined chapter 1 (:O) of my government book. So, I came out and smoked a cig and texted Realtime and Mrs L while I read three chapters in the Weight Training book. Am I like putting it all off or what? Do I feel guilty? A little as I want a good grade and I know the majority of the stuff, I just couldn't get into it today. Crap, I got to run inside and print some stuff off. BBL.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Fermi Look Here

Pariba Tourmaline pictures - this is 2.3 c of the fine stuff. Taken near red to show off the "fire" and taken on dark to show the "pop"

Oooh Do I take it out?

Yes Yes

on dark

OhhOhhh ... Oh muh hand

Ohhh Purty

If I can find a good jewler that will do it, SOMEDAY I will have it made into a ring or a pendant. Until then, LOL, it goes back in the plastic to not be touched by anyone, and back in the safe to resist temptation... and reduce the risk of kidduns playing with mommies purty purty that mommie might loose her cool if something happened to. LOL.

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

A few things

My fav flower is the Daisy

My fav day is any day I hear from you.

My fav song is "I will, But" SheDaisy

My fav gem stone is the pebble you throw at my window (ok second fav is Pariba Tourmaline)

My fav movie is "Somewhere in Time"

My fav clothing is this long red sweater by Cabernet( and tho red is not my color, I still wear this sweater)

**edit** My fav color is Green

My fav shoes are flip flops

I like new socks. No wait, I am obsessed with them. I buy them as often as I can.

I detest cleaning but I blame my mother for my obsessive compulsive cleaning habits.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentines Day Confessions

I met someone in December and I got an illness.
Yes indeedy.
I came down with a case of
Heart Disease.
I can't even DENY what is going on. It bothered me at first. I wouldn't talk about what was going on. This rapid heart beat everytime the phone rang, this eagerness to check my email, this ... this... smile that just won't stay off of my face. This is the plauge I am warning you. It is caused by the poison arrow from the cupid guy up there. Yes Indeedy.
There were mass numbers of signs and way to much Karma to deny what is going on. Seeing an X in the sky when wondering about if I should do this. Seeing the writing in the grass when wondering if I should surrender to him and give up my heart. Driving past our local type of business (that he works at in another state) and he calls... Smiling because I got him on my mind and he calls... really big things that link us together on another level.
I decided to give this man my delicate heart. I decided to fall into the deep end of the ocean without a life perserver. I have found the most joyous return. As he has done the same. Together we are moving with the tides and accepting what is going on...
... to be continued
Happy Valentines Day, Doc

This post will be edited later after he post. Please look for the update.

Aight, aight, I will update. I emailed Doc back in December. I was craving the conversation of another adult. I emailed him my cell number and told him I was taking the kids (plus a few) to the movies and I would love to have a text conversation with him.

This was when I found out that I had been back in college long enough to assume that every living and breathing person had a cell phone and was under the strict... gotta communicate... way of life. I was disappointed that I got no text from him and even more shocked when I got home and read my email. "I don't have a cell phone." Do what? Really? WOW. But that sparked a genuine intrest in the man. Really, how can one survive without a cellphone. That and I was worried about him getting through the Holidays (I have read his blog for several months at this point), and I was doing a research paper on something related to the industry he works in. So, I got a tad bit pushy and emailed him back. Did I really expect a response? No. Did I check my email like every 3 hours looking for one? Yes. And that is how it started.

I have no regrets. I have come a long way to get here. I never expected us to go beyond email friends. He has Peggy and I have a history of mess up's. We are both wounded deep in the heart. I swore (and until April, lol, I plan on keeping this promise) that I would never get involved again. Brian and Tony were tragic enough to my frail heart. But everything changed the day I made a post about potential vacation spots.

I put up a list of the where's that I wanted to take the girls for Spring Break. One being not far from where he is. I admit, I planted it. I wanted to take it one step further. I was floored when he voted on Dollywood. Really? Could this be possible? Where were my reservations that I have held so deep in my heart for the last three years... where was my inner protest... what am I doing... and thats when it happened. Signs. Karma.

I surrendered. I booked reservations in Sevierville (Posolxstvo, I am sane enough to know a great spot when I see one, I booked a cabin for the four days, TYVM) and planned on Dollywood. Doc is planning on meeting us there. I can't wait. Everything says this is right and I am giving Doc my trust and my heart and I am giving a higher power "hope" that both Doc and I can Heal and be the greatest love story ever told.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Six more weeks

We head off to DollyWood in six weeks to the day. Just thought I'd remind everyone.

I got my V-day present today. Himmie was so sweet. Himmie sent me a bottle of that perfume that I told you all about last month, Beyond Paradise, by Estee Lauder.

Me thinks I've lost something here. Hee Hee.

TY Baby.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mid Feb Photo Blog

I was thinking ...

... Anyway, I was thinking about a lot of stuff a few days ago when I was outside and was wondering if I was doing the right thing and asking for a sign, I looked down and this is what I saw, yes hon, I was thinking about you

Here is stuff budding

We finally get Spanish Moss and it happens to be on the tree that is hollowing out and dying

Here is a full bloom

Kids and dogs
OK I sent like 30 photos to photobucket, do you think I could remember the first one... LOL
Ok, how about the kids playing at the bday party

DJ and his football
The byatch
Hee Hee The Dirty Pic I sent Hunny

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Sunday, February 08, 2009

How much do you believe in your GOD?

Mrs L's Joke of the day:

Quote of the day: "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."Bertrand Russell
British author, mathematician, & philosopher (1872 - 1970)

Song of the day: "Life in a Northern Town" Sugarland with Little Big Town and Jake Owen. I know this is a remake, but they harmonize great. I can't remember who did the orginal.

February 8
Romance intensifies as communication is enhanced by the energy, enthusiasm and focus of both you and your partner, dear Capricorn. If you aren't already involved, you might meet someone new and exciting who shares your interests - and perhaps doesn't live all that far from you. Expect to make a lot of short trips in your near neighborhood, perhaps visiting friends or neighbors. If you've been thinking of moving, you might do a little house hunting. ~eth?~

OK, Now, Lets Get Lunar:
We have a lunar eclipse coming up. We know about lunar eclipse and solar eclipse through the study of astrology, a science based on fact. Correct? I mention the lunar eclipse because we have one coming up, but I think the best comparison would be with the solar eclipse.

With a lunar eclipse, they happen twice a year on a full moon. Depending on which part of the Earth's Umbra the moon passes through will depend on if there is an actual change in color of the moon. Lunar eclipses last about two hours, give or take.

Now, imagine if you will life without science. You know nothing about moon phases. The news is not gearing everyone up for this phenomenon. Right? Now, you’re out doing something you’re not supposed to be doing. It is a full moon. The moon turns a blood red. You know beyond a shadow of a doubt that GOD has caught you. You know that you are now damned or doomed and this is because you don’t know anything about science.

Now the same thing happens and you do know about the phases of the moon and about natural phenomenon’s and it happens, and you are like, “Oh Cool, I didn’t know this was happening today”

Can you stretch your imagination a little more and think about the times around the Crucifixion of Christ. Can you imagine the Sun suddenly disappearing from the sky in the middle of the day (Full Solar Eclipse)? Can you visualize the sky darkening in a matter of minutes? That must have been sincere chaos. In some cultures today, solar eclipses are still attributed to mythical properties. But what we don’t know is what happens in some third world countries or in small uneducated tribal villages. I wish there was more out there on the topic and what happens now a days.

What I am getting at is that (in regard to the Eclipse’s) through the study of the art and practice of science we know that we are not being crucified for our actions and that the human race as a whole is not damned, we know that this is a phenomenon that occurs under optimal conditions.

Having said this, you are all free to beat up on my convictions on this topic. Please comment on this one. I beg of you.


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Saturday, February 07, 2009

I fell flat on my face, managed the day, and slept

Quote of the day: "I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." Richard Feynman,US educator & physicist (1918 - 1988)

Song of the day: Anything done by Harry Connick (sp) Jr

I am sick. Delt with the kids today. Not a good mom at all. I tended to their basic needs, took them outside for play time (it was like 70) laid down to take a nap but company came, visited, laid down when they left long enough to get rid of my headache, Sue fed the kids dinner, bundled up in long pj's bathrobe and blankets, watched a movie while Harry put lulu to bed and sue vicks up molly, sitting here now trying to get my post together for the lunar eclispe tomorrow but just can't think of coherent words. Toooooo much medicine in me right now. Overlap of things but nothing is working.

Oh and did I mention I feel like someone grabbed me by the shoulders and shook me like a rag doll? UGH.


Friday, February 06, 2009

hermit happens

The Direct TV is now hooked up and Harry and Amanda have discovered all their favorite channels that we lost with dish network. Ahhhh. Silence. Amanda introduced Lulu to Zaboomafloom on PBS Kids. This is a show about two brothers that have this little zoon environment. She is SO into it!

Mrs L's joke of the day, Hunny, Ya likes this one? Hee Heee

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table..
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'


Quote of the day: "Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding." Bette Davis (1908 - 1989)

Song of the day, "Sanitarium" Metallica
Song of the day, "I'm going slightly mad" Queen

I am about to go fucking insane. Brian called and he wants to come down on March 29 to April 4 because that is Mollys vacation from school. I told him no, we had plans. He said he would meet us there. I asked him to please not to. I almost called sweetums and blatted about this but I know himmie is sleeeping. I told Brian he'd have to call me later to fuss and discuss this matter because I was getting stuff for everyones colds and couldn't talk. SIGH.

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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Yeas it is Friday!

Quote of the day: "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." Nikita Khrushchev.Russian Soviet politician (1894 - 1971)

Song of the day: "I'm Too Sexy" Right Said Fred

Joke of the day, from Mrs L

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

We have a lunar eclispe comming up on Feb 9th. WOohooOOo. Other then that I don't have nothing to say. I just wanted to share Mrs. L.'s joke. Hee Hee. Let me call the dentist now.


Quote of the day: "To be awake is to be alive." Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) This fits with the work out because it allows me live.

Second quote of the day: "Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher (1788-1860)

Song of the day: "My life would suck without you" Kelly Clarkston

I don't know who does this song, but it is in Madascar (cartoon both 1 and 2) And they lyrics go, "you got to move it move it" LOL... I need that one in my head to coax me into going into the GYM to work out. My car is warm and it is COLD No wait... FUCKING COLD... out today. I couldn't even get the water in the horse trough to break. I had to wake Harry up and ask him if he would do it.

February 5
You are normally very intuitive, dear Capricorn, but today you might find yourself feeling more psychic than you ever before dreamed. Information received via the news media could have you picking up psychically on the thoughts and feelings of people you've never met. This can be emotionally overpowering, so take care to protect yourself by keeping the white light around you. Then channel your thoughts and feelings into artistic work of some kind. Believe me, it helps!

Serious though, LOL, kids didn't go to school today because they are sick. I stayed my ass in bed until they woke up (My class don't start until 12:30 today) I have been sitting here and screwing with the people in my West Civ class. We have to make 4 comments in reference to the post of other class members. I just dropped their gospial bible on their laps. I believe in a GOD. I don't follow a structured religon. They believe in a GOD and follow a religon and then are hyprocrites at the first given chance.

JOKE of the day- this is from an email- go ahead laugh, at least I didn't forward it to you:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,

his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'


Wednesday, February 04, 2009

This will make you cry

Hey all, THIS was in my email box today from Mrs L. I reckon it is about Mr L, I dunno. Try to read it without laughing, hell when you get to the part about the cat... Try to finish reading it without crying. Oh and if you laugh... YOUR JUST DAMN MEAN.

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety..... WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would reportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5 inches long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, 'don't do it dip shit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for the heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair.

I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! 'If you think education is difficult, try being stupid.'


Temp Blog of the day

Quote of the day: "Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed." Don Wood

Song of the day: "Storms in Africa" Enya

February 4
Some absolutely wonderful news could come your way, dear Capricorn, possibly about career or financial success, perhaps involving positive changes in your near neighborhood. If you've been thinking about seeking success in writing or publishing - or any art for that matter - this is the day to set events in motion. Your imagination is operating at a high level and so is your ability to communicate with others. Go for it!

I am sure everyone can remember me byatching about the little girl up the street(the one who dated bad boys in big trucks) and kept harrassing us? Well QUESS WHO has a big pink bow on their mail box. Yes indeedy. We have noticed the last five months that the big trucks have quit comming around and that our road is relatively quiet... LOLLOLLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLMFAO now we know why!

I have other things to say, but Lucy is being the wild thing and I have to go and attend to that problem!


Monday, February 02, 2009

ill hornet jenn

Song of the day: "I want to hold your hand" The Beatles

Quote of the day:"The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure."
Jean Jacques Rousseau, Emile, 1762
French political philosopher (1712 - 1778)

February 3
Don't be surprised if things don't go exactly according to plan today, dear Capricorn. Unexpected events are more than likely to pop up and disturb the course of action. Realize, however, that these disruptions have a place in your life and that they are occurring for a reason. You might not understand exactly how or why at this time, but that is fine. You don't need to know. Welcome these new energies into your life.

And this really fits today because right now I am furious with someone. What makes the fury worse is that it is someone I love, trust, and respect. Harry. LOL. That was hard to guess. Harry is jealous of my sweetie and being a nasty fucking bastard to the girls and I. That and he knows exams are up for the next three weeks and is going to go out of his way to make testing well improbable. He will get his. I pray for it everyday.

I am off to take a Xanax, maybe that will calm my ass down and let me fall asleep.

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Six more weeks

Quote of the day: "Some children have a most disagreeable way of getting grown-up." Lewis Carroll (1832-1898)

Song of the day: "I will" Jimmy Wayne

PUNXSUTAWNEY Phil saw his shadow today and that means we will have six more weeks of winter. That's is great seeing we really have not had a winter here in Georgia. We have had a few cold days and a few weeks of chilly days, and several grey raining days; but we have not had winter. We have however managed to gain on our desperatly low water tables. Our pond is about a foot low which considering it went near dry over the summer, we are doing real good.

In two weeks I will have the same post title. LOL. Because right now it is 8 more weeks until we take our vacation to DollyWood. So, it won't be a duplicate post. Just a duplicate name.

I got to run out after this class and run a few errands for Sue. I am sitting here and getting stiff. I did a little much in the weight lifting class. I was into it. I had my MP3 player going and did a little more. After all I need to work on my Glutts per request of my sweetie. He said something like he'd like me to have a nice ass. Well... baby... I am working on it! LOL... becaue I believe your gonna take care of me for the rest of your life... So, I will give you a nice ass. But realize this, as I sit here... and I feel it... I am doing this request under protest. I want to let you know that the ache down there is NOT the type of ache I want to feel... the tinge, the tingle... that is going on down there is on the wrong side of the general area of anatomy... to do what I am looking to get done. Just saying is all. But... I will work on my ass, just for you.

Hee Hee.

Oh coolness. We are going to get to do some serious disecting in this class. About time. All the science classes I've taken and we havn't got to do squat. Cool. That just made my day.

I am going to call Direct TV today and UPGRADE and drop Dishnetwork. I spent three hours yesterday trying to connect with WebCT and I need that WebCT for my school. SIGH.

OK, I am done for now. Sitting in class and my tummy is growling. Grrrrrrrowwwl Today is my late day so I will prolly give in and eat something bad for me and loaded with calories!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Ode to Michael Phelps

Quote of the day: "We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Song of the day: "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" Frankie goes to Hollywood


With multi-million dollar contracts with companies like Visa, PowerBar, AT&T Wireless and Speedo; Michael Phelps admitted the pictures of him hitting a bong were real. And he may loose his contracts because of his poor judgment. And right now in this date and time I think that is the impediment of wrong for Corporate America to threaten an American Icon. Yes he was wrong. Yes he used VERY bad judgment. Does that make him any less determined of an athlete? Did that cause him to loose focus or his competitive edge? These corporations are looking at it as a bad image for them. Like we DON'T already have a bad image of the money orgy these companies are playing in? Let Mike be your spokes person I say. Here are some examples of how you can profit off of his mistake: Mike, this is in good humor, I still love your athletic ability and wish you the best future you can possible have, next time pick better friends to party with. Wink Wink.


First we will Pick on AT & T. There are a few versions of this we can go with. But lets just set this scenario up. See, Phelps should have carried an AT&T cell phone. That way his agent could have reached him and told him he was making a big mistake

"This is Michael Phelps phone, I don't have AT&T and I am about to try to impress a girl and a bunch of partiers by hitting on a bong and I don't know that I am surrounded by money hungry party goers that just want to sell my shame to the newspaper"

See…. Wasn't that fun? Personally I think the little moron that sold is picture and his story is the one that compromised a big ethical barrier of trust. The guy was just trying to be normal and have a life outside of the pressure of being famous. Is that too much to ask? Like I said before, we all make stupid mistakes.

Next we have Speeedo.

You see, not much fits in a Speedo. You can't hide a pipe on your hip like you can in swimming trunks. Mikes face never has to be shown on this one. A beach shot. Pan in to a hand stuffing a pipe (in a concealed manner) into a pocket on a pair of Brumada shorts. Pan in to the same thing on a few different bathing suits. Pan into the same thing on a man (with Mikes body) attempting to do the same thing and then tossing it in a trash can. The logo…. No room for misguidance… or something.


Last I will pick on VISA. Why? Because it is fun and everyone picks on VISA.

Organizing the college party of the CENTURY:

Food, snacks, grill- $2000

Beer, alcohol, ice, cups= $5000

Misc Items like toilet paper, towels, and party favors - $1500

Being a friend and STOPPING Michael Phelps from hitting the bong (like a young jock saying, hey man, you don't want to do that)


Does anyone follow me or see where I am going with this? Mike Phelps screwed up. In the adult world it happens and the screwer upper is the one responsible for his or her actions. I think Mike took the first big step in taking responsibility for his actions by admitting that it was in fact him. Now, everyone needs to back off of the negative media coverage and give him a chance to make his redemption. You and I and corporate America don't know what will come about. But if Corporate America lets him make his 100 million in advertising fees, he might be donating it to a really great cause. You don't know and I don't know but Mike, I am rooting for you!

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