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The Direct TV is now hooked up and Harry and Amanda have discovered all their favorite channels that we lost with dish network. Ahhhh. Silence. Amanda introduced Lulu to Zaboomafloom on PBS Kids. This is a show about two brothers that have this little zoon environment. She is SO into it!
Mrs L's joke of the day, Hunny, Ya likes this one? Hee Heee
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table..
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'
:O
Quote of the day: "Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding." Bette Davis (1908 - 1989)
Song of the day, "Sanitarium" Metallica
Song of the day, "I'm going slightly mad" Queen
I am about to go fucking insane. Brian called and he wants to come down on March 29 to April 4 because that is Mollys vacation from school. I told him no, we had plans. He said he would meet us there. I asked him to please not to. I almost called sweetums and blatted about this but I know himmie is sleeeping. I told Brian he'd have to call me later to fuss and discuss this matter because I was getting stuff for everyones colds and couldn't talk. SIGH.
Mrs L's joke of the day, Hunny, Ya likes this one? Hee Heee
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table..
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'
:O
Quote of the day: "Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding." Bette Davis (1908 - 1989)
Song of the day, "Sanitarium" Metallica
Song of the day, "I'm going slightly mad" Queen
I am about to go fucking insane. Brian called and he wants to come down on March 29 to April 4 because that is Mollys vacation from school. I told him no, we had plans. He said he would meet us there. I asked him to please not to. I almost called sweetums and blatted about this but I know himmie is sleeeping. I told Brian he'd have to call me later to fuss and discuss this matter because I was getting stuff for everyones colds and couldn't talk. SIGH.
Labels: asshole ex boyfriends, Direct TV, dishnetwork, ditching dishnetwork, Mrs L joke of the day, nervous breakdown adult, Xanax


