They are called Lima Beans

Todays Joke is brought to us by "Winnie" One of Sue's daughters. She was my fav or Sue's girls growing up and I gave her that nickname. Winnie is happily married but she sends us the following man jokes.

I think this candy bar is the one my American Government teacher feeds on. Oh wait, he said he is diabetic... hmmm. Well whatever, it still works.
Then there is this if you like. For all the man's men like LL and CDM. :) Wuv you both, honest... really... I do...

…Not Butter Beans

Word of the day: "aesthetic - Characterized by a heightened sensitivity to beauty" From the Free Dictionary

Song of the day: "Centerfold" J. Geils Band

Quote of the day: "The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does." Hugh Macleod

Sorry for my absence. I am run down! The kids are both sick (well feeling better today) with that bug going around causing vomit and diarrhea. I feel bad for Lulu because she just came off of the antibiotic. I was up half the last few nights with her and then got up (after three full hours of sleep) this morning to Molly vomiting. I emailed my instructors last night to let them know the girls were ill (just in case I had to miss today) but Sue and Harry agreed to keep the girls so I could go and take my mid-terms. The American Government teacher wanted to be a dick about the exam, all I asked was for him to let me take it early but that was beyond his conception of benevolence. To make that worse, the Western Civilization class is an online class but we have to see the instructor for proctored exams, GUESS WHO proctored her exam… yeppers… captain 4* word. And… if that was not bad enough… he sat there and grunted through my exam. It was very distracting. I'd be writing something down and he'd start his disgruntled snorting. So, payback was when I was taking his exam at the scheduled time in class; I would randomly start laughing (almost out loud) and his poor wording and typographical errors. That is where I have been all week. He keeps saying in class that he firmly believes that "GOD has a special place in Hell for bad instructor." I reckon he assumes he is on that list. I hope he reads this because I really do not think it is too much to ask to take an exam early ESP if the SOB is proctoring a damn EXAM that I am already there taking.

Enough said.

It has just been a great week all together. I have got my feelings hurt by someone I care an awful lot about. Ok, my feelings are not hurt but I am highly insulted. That might not be it either. I am disappointed in a choice of words used and I think I am living in a self absorbed fantasy world because of them. I need to figure out how to express my thoughts on this.

I am feeling sick to my tummy. I have either had too much coffee (nah never) or I am getting this bug the girls got. Either way I feel like I might blow chunks at any given second but I will leave out further details on that. I did however just get up from a nap.

I have a western civ paper to type up and post. I just have no energy. And you say... But Jenn look at this work of ... Yea but I had "THIS" in cue on the computer and jsut added the writing details. I have been working on this for about five minutes so... no it is not taking away from my studies, just warming my fingers up for typing of this paper. It is three pages hand written, I need to type it up and shorten it. We will cee.

ill hornet jenn

Song of the day: "I want to hold your hand" The Beatles

Quote of the day:"The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure."
Jean Jacques Rousseau, Emile, 1762
French political philosopher (1712 - 1778)

Horoscope
February 3
Don't be surprised if things don't go exactly according to plan today, dear Capricorn. Unexpected events are more than likely to pop up and disturb the course of action. Realize, however, that these disruptions have a place in your life and that they are occurring for a reason. You might not understand exactly how or why at this time, but that is fine. You don't need to know. Welcome these new energies into your life.

And this really fits today because right now I am furious with someone. What makes the fury worse is that it is someone I love, trust, and respect. Harry. LOL. That was hard to guess. Harry is jealous of my sweetie and being a nasty fucking bastard to the girls and I. That and he knows exams are up for the next three weeks and is going to go out of his way to make testing well improbable. He will get his. I pray for it everyday.

I am off to take a Xanax, maybe that will calm my ass down and let me fall asleep.

getting better

Quote of the day: "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities." Dr.Seuss US author and illustrator 1904-1991

Song of the day: "American Pie" Don McLean

Horoscope - i m omitting today's horoscope because it really applies to the events that transpired yesterday! LOL. I am not having another yesterday! Period point blank and end of story.

Yesterday was a bad day. I am sorry about that post. I guess we are all victims to our emotions and the acts of other people that play upon our emotions. The saving grace is there is this really sweet guy that listens to me and encourages me to see beyond the bad to the great that lies ahead.

Today we need to do laundry. Harry is on this tirade of BS so we might end up going to the laundry mat. He made the comment yesterday that I can't use the wash machine. That is fine. He wants to be a dick then I will sort all the laundry and leave his fucking wash home and he can do it his fucking self. Two can play this game. I've never used a public laundry mat so this should be interesting to say the least!

I am off to sort clothes and get the girls baths and set up stuff for tomorrow and the week. If we have enough clothes to last out the week then I might say F**k it to going to the laundry and wait dickhead out on this one. I think we have enough clothes, lol. Socks... now that might be the challange. But I know where the store is.

See my problem with public laundry is this... I don't want to catch some wierd flesh eating diesase because of unsanitary conditions and I really don't want to infect my kids with something.