If you can’t find it, grind it
Song of the Day: "Sugar Mountain" Neil Young
Quote of the Day: "Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing" Randy K Milholland
Word of the day: "misogynistic" Look it up. I read it today in text and I had to look it up. The worse thing about that was once I looked it up, LOL, I re-read the quote and it made no sense, therefore you got the quote I posted.
Joke of the day: From Realtime via Text message on Cell:
"No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money"
I have driven a standard for the better side of 20 years. Yes indeedy, I am one of the world morons that get in an automatic vehicle and can't drive. Well, OK, I can drive; I just look like an idiot when I reach for a clutch that is not there. Thus, I own a stick. So, while in town this morning, not an up shift opportunity went by that I didn't grind the gears. Why? Because I had a muscle cramp in my left leg and couldn't depress the clutch, that's why. LOL. I just looked (and sounded) like a typical woman driver!
Busy here getting ready for mid-terms. Sigh. Crock of shit that is. Two down and three exams left to go. *SIGH*
I didn't work out today. I had studying to do. So, I did terms as I talked on my cell with Hunny. So, I read blogger as I outlined chapter 1 (:O) of my government book. So, I came out and smoked a cig and texted Realtime and Mrs L while I read three chapters in the Weight Training book. Am I like putting it all off or what? Do I feel guilty? A little as I want a good grade and I know the majority of the stuff, I just couldn't get into it today. Crap, I got to run inside and print some stuff off. BBL.
posted by Jenn at 12:59 PM
11 Comments:
Hah! Loved your quote for today. THe joke too -although I'd seen the joke before. Our neighbors' daughter had texted that to my daughter and we both laughed at it but we laughed even harder as I wondered if the kid had also sent that text to her mother. Hmmm. I doubt that happened as her mom would probably have gone immediately into cardiac arrest. But you and I -and my daughter too -know that joke really is gospel truth, isn't it?
Dear Jenny,
I'm in cardiac arrest!
See ya lator.
Hugs!
Renie
So what was the first quote about misogyny? Maybe it does make sense. That's a word us liberals like to throw around a lot when we want to feel superior...
Jeni - TY - the quote fits me, lol, I don't take much time to edit. The Joke came from Mrs L and she is 65
Renie - The Quote came from MRS L, NOT ME, and she is 65, so I am NOT going to dispute her logic! I know how to use and AED, need me to come by?
xoxo
Jenn
"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman." Randy K Milholland
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Randy_K._Milholland/
I get my quotes in general at
http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html
OOps, that joke came from Russ, LOL, I looked on my phone, ROFLMAO, RUss is Doc's age, we are all in Cardiac Arrest!
I wonder if he is saying his penis is one or does the other, eth? Maybe I'll ring him on the tele and ask. LOLLOLLLOLLLOLLL.
And Jeni - Wouldn't it be great? I wonder if it would regenerate after nibbles and licks. Hmm
Somehow, I just knew you liked stick. I had manuals up until the Stinger Missile II. I will admit that I am hell on a clutch.
You putting off shit that you know you need to do sounds ALL too familiar. I do it constantly and I need to stop.
I think you are having brain leaps...jumping over what should be done and landing where you want to be....make sense?
~Hugs and good luck landing on the right side of things...
Barb
CDM - Yea, the prob with my stick is that it is on a 4 cyl Jeep Liberty. It won't get n shit like a stick on a car!
WOW- Woman, you got me pegged! Wuv it.
Jenn
Ok...SOOOO unlike you! Whassup with this 2 days of silence??
Hugging the porcilin thrown and pretending my name is Ralph. I published a post, SIGH, just for you tho
Oh and for the record, I figured out why I was really grinding the gears... LOL>... my seat was two notches back. When I still was grinding after the leg cramps disappeared... I realized I wasn't depressing the clutch pedal all the way... SIGH... fixed.
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