OK OK I got to stop reading the headlines

Why do WOMEN have sex? This article reveals it all. So, I wonder... If I have sex with DOC... will he take the trash out? Or should I wait for him to take the trash out and urr.. put the moves on him as a reward? Maybe it wouldn't be a reward. Maybe if I don't have sex at all with him he will take the trash out in an act of relief. Look Hunny, I took the trash out, it's a night off of sex. Whatever. Where do they come up with the idea's for these studies?