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Quote of the day- "Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them" Rita Rudner
Nuttin' For Christmas
By:S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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Nuttin' For Christmas
By:S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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posted by Jenn at 5:26 PM
6 Comments:
Hey Jenny!
You got me into a reminiscing mood with this one, so I sang along as I read the words.
Another oldie from the fifties that one never hears anymore is:
Here comes Suzy snowflake,
Dressed in a snow white gown...
but I don't remember the rest, except for "Suze's back in town." Never mind, I'd better stop reminiscing about Suzy snowflake. I wouldn't want her to make an appearance in my neck of the woods!
Have a good weekend!
Renie (whose family is on the plane flying back to Ohio, as she writes, and she misses them already!)
Have a great weekend!!
Renie - it is something like, :she'll be tapping on the windows or she'll be tapping her feet: I know the tune but I can't remember all the words. I will try to search that one out and post it.
Dawn - you also
LOL! Now that is a 'cute' song!
heee. Yeas me likes that one.
and it fits me right now, I've been a little shit. LOL blogger cut off before it was done posting. Grrr.
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