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Song of the day: "Somewhere over the rainbow" The Wizard of Oz

Quote of the day : "If someone speaks out against the republican party, Rush Limbagh kicks them out of the repubican party..." CNN Keith Oberman

Second quote of the day: "There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on A lzheimer' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recol lection of what to do with them." Unknown

If you look at that picture closely, you can see there is a double rainbow (second is lighter and above the first one). Is that not total coolness? Molly called me and told me the sky was turning a strange color, and I came to look... KNOWING... it would be like tornado yellow or green... ya know... and that is what I saw. I was like... yea, it is a funny FEW colors... like the rainbow ... and she looked again and was like... WOW it was NOT like that a few mintues ago! Hee Hee.

How neat is that. TO be able to see a rainbow form? Sorry I missed it!

Doc is still on his "Spoil Jenn rotten..." roll. He bought me a new shampooer today. LOL. I reckon he is telling me to get off my bumpkin and do something. SIGH. Hee Hee. Naw, I asked for it.

Oh... Guess what? Hee Hee... DOC sent me a text messy. Isin't that neat? Yeah ... he did it... he did it...

And because it is Friday, let me get in on the Friday Cat blogging with a Joke from Mrs. L


The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.

Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal
And God was pleased.And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comfortedAnd God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. (this is where LL will Protest)

And Cat would not obey them.

And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased. . . . . .

And Dog was happy. . . . ..

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other....