Men Beware

HYSTERICAL... if you are at work, cover your mouth, you WILLlaugh out loud!! In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made severalattempts to get into the men's restroom, but it hadalways been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if youpromise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there henoticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water wassprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WAbutton. Warm air replaced the warm water, gentlydrying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A largepowder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scentof spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. Theladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, hecouldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knewwould be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in ahospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing Iremember was pushing the ATR button." "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Yourpenis is under your pillow."