Friday, September 26, 2008

Who is Jack Shit and pic's of T's ears

Look, I didn't write these two jokes, they were both forwards to my cell phone. I think the Shit one is hysterical and the other tasteless, BUT hereā€¦ enjoy. And I decided not to POST the Obama one. It is too tasteless even for me to pass on.

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit.

Oh and T had his surgery on his ears and he is doing fine. He is annoying the crap out of us... I WON'T lie, but he is recovering well. Here is a pic of him with his bandages and one with one ear free.

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6 Comments:

Blogger The W.O.W. factor said...

Ahhhhhhhhhh...he's doped up...and cropped! :(
Heard that JS joke before! LOL! In case ya didn't know...I don't normally cuss...but that just so happens to be my favorite word! :) Use it all the time for everything!

9/28/08, 12:55 AM  
Blogger The W.O.W. factor said...

Hey..just noticed on your Feedjit thingie..I landed here from Enumclaw! Sometimes it shows me from Yakima, or Leavenworth, or, or...must be this "Wild BLue" thing..whereever the satelite is roaming...ya think?

9/28/08, 12:59 AM  
Blogger dr sardonicus said...

Well, they can't say you don't know Jack.

Now can you tell me what the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for?

9/28/08, 2:32 AM  
Blogger JennyLu said...

sure, if you put the "H" in it when you cuss, then you are not using the lord's name in vain.

W.O.W - the feed it just shows me from UNITED STATES

9/28/08, 6:40 AM  
Blogger fermicat said...

Poor puppy, all bandaged up.

I see you got some new bling for your blog. My location that it shows is pretty close to where I live.

9/28/08, 3:05 PM  
Blogger Renie Burghardt said...

Oh, I'm so late, but this was so funny and now I know J S too! And I don't normally cuss either. Hope puppy is doing great now!

Hugs,

Renie

9/29/08, 6:40 PM  

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