Signs your sick of the Holidays

10 Signs You're Sick of the Holidays

10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes.
9. You're serving reindeer pot pie.
8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "NO, DAMMIT! I'M NOT LISTENING!!!"
7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BB gun.
6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
5. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photocopies.
4. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
3. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.
2. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard!"
1. Two words tinsel rash.



More Signs You're Sick Of The Holidays

* You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but
mistletoe. (Really?)
* Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too," as you
flip them the bird...
* Even with your eyes closed you see flashing Christmas lights.
* You feel like punching the next twit that says, "Ho,ho,ho."
* You want to overturn in the Salvation Army pot.
* You replace all the batteries in the kid's new toys with dead
ones.
* You put a Santa Claus headstone on your lawn to scare the kids.