surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon from New York said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas said, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order" The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimed in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and, the head and the butt are interchangeable."