Friday, December 05, 2008

For Cosmic Cat

Cat's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse.
'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him And tore him apart - Ate his mouse intestines And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells, Which made him take pause - He stopped daintily licking The blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty (That quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down The chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa So jolly and fat With a huge load of presents And all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball And shed some more fur!

2 Comments:

Blogger fermicat said...

Zima, Moxy and Silvio loved this! Very funny.

This isn't Christmas themed, but they offer a Kliban cat poem in return:

Love to eat them mousies;
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they tiny heads off,
Nibble on they tiny feet.

12/6/08, 11:31 AM  
Blogger JennyLu said...

Back in the 80's I had a Meow Mix canvas bag that had that on it. I used it for my high school books. :/

12/6/08, 4:10 PM  

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